
Fair warning: this is a long read.
20. Because lockouts are boring.
Although I have this reason listed at #20, it could really go a lot closer to the top. The closest thing to interesting basketball news I’ve heard the past two months has been player A is thinking of signing with European team B. Throw in a couple of stories about Kobe swatting people’s cell phones away at church, Gilbert Arenas planking, Yao Ming retiring and stalled CBA negotiations and you’ve got a pretty complete summary of the offseason thus far. Earlier this week I found myself thoroughly engaged in a discussion on a message board about which house NBA players would join if they went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from the Harry Potter novels. The general consensus was LeBron would be a Slytherin. That is just how slow things have gotten.
19. Because Houston needs to get over Yao.
The city of Houston has had a hard 10 years of basketball. There was so much promise in pairing Yao Ming with Steve Francis or more recently Tracy McGrady, but it never worked out. Injuries and inadequate rosters kept Yao from ever getting beyond the second round. Every season for the past three years the media has hyped Yao’s return from injury as though it was just a matter of time before the little giant would be back to 100%. Then he retired. And good for him. It’s the end of an era and now it’s time to move on.
18. Because Steve Francis is looking to return to the pros.
Rockets fans, buckle your seatbelts – the NBA is about to get a little more explosive. Stevie Franchise just can’t get enough. You’d think limping around in China for a season or two would be enough for him to hang his hat for good, but not Franchise. This is the way I imagine Stevie’s line of thought must have worked, “Ok, I got balled from the NBA, then got laughed out of China, now it’s time to make my triumphant return.” I can’t blame the guy for trying to do what he loves to do, and really Stevie had the heart of a champion – unfortunately he also had the knees of a 90 year old man.
17. Because Hakeem Olajuwon keeps teaching anyone who will listen how to be good.
First Hakeem teaches Dwight Howard how to play in the post and now Lebron James too? This is treason. Those moves are the trademarked property of the city of Houston and their disbursement must be regulated to Clutch City. C’mon Hakeem, what about Hasheem Thabeet or Patrick Patterson? I guess this is payback for us trading you to the Raptors, huh? Let’s end this lockout before Hakeem has the entire Eastern conference dream shaking.
16. Because NBA 2k12 is going to be awesome and it’s more fun to play as the season progresses.
In case you missed it, 2K sports have given their rabid fans the first detailed look into what they have added to the greatest sports game franchise of the past decade. Two words: Hakeem Olajuwon. NBA 2k12 will be released regardless of the lockout, so don’t get your panties in a wad, but in my humble opinion NBA 2K is meant to be played alongside an actual basketball season. They spent a lot of time and money making the game flow with the dynamics of a legitimate NBA season. The trades, skill changes, injuries, and roles are updated on a daily basis throughout the season. If there is a lockout going on, your Patrick Patterson is going to play the same way he did when you bought the game all year long. He’s not going to develop that unguardable hookshot that he would have in the ’11-’12 season. In case you’re to lazy to click the link, Hakeem’s cameo as an NBA legend in 2K12 will have him in his prime going up against the Dikembe Mutumbo anchored Nuggets.
15. Shortened season means less cohesion.
There are a lot of variables for the Rockets next season. The formula of new players + new coaches – all stars = playoffs leaves a lot of room for failure. We need time, practices, and as many games as we can get to get this group on the right track. It took last season’s squad up until the all-star break to hit full stride and that was with a seasoned winner as coach. If the lockout carries over through part of the season, the Rockets have a lot less time to get their act together.
14. Because of the exciting changing dynamics in the league.
Every year there is a development that brings fans to the attention of a new team or player. Last year it was Blake Griffin who took the Clippers from laughs to gasps. When I bought NBA league pass broadband last season, you can bet the Clippers were one of my 10 or so teams I selected to watch. This season, we’ve got the potential for a lot more of that. Spanish point guard Ricky Rubio will be joining forces with the newly established monster on the glass Kevin Love, number two pick Derrick Williams, and constant dope smoking scoring threat Michael Beasley. This group will be interesting, to say the least, and they have serious potential to compete with last year’s Clippers as the best team on TV. Rubio is a one-man circus all by himself. His play style is suave and calculated and his court vision is unparalleled. Then there are the Cavs whose two top 5 picks could go either way next season. Irving will be a great point guard, there is little doubt about that but Tristan Thompson was considered by most to be a reach at the 4th pick and has a lot to prove. Portland is loaded with talent and finally got the all around PG they had been after for a while. The championship Mavs may have acquired a legitimate starting 2 guard in Rudy Fernandez for peanuts and John Wall and his Wizards team drafted two athletic, young wings defenders and fast break monsters. The longer the lockout, the longer we have to wait to see who’s going to be the next big thing.
13. Because Chuck Hayes is temporarily not under contract.
Without Chuck Hayes inked up as a Houston Rocket, I feel completely naked. Right now Hayes is the fat kid standing by the bleachers at a kickball game waiting for his name to be called by the cool kids. They’ll need him eventually, but for the time being they are going to let him play Pokemon by himself. And they can’t bring him in right now if they wanted to. The lockout does not allow for the teams to speak with the players directly. I miss you Chuck. Don’t ever leave me again.
12. Because I don’t want to see Terrance Williams ripping his shirt off again.
I’m always up and down on Terrance Williams. He’s got skill but he’s also less likely to do what he’s told than Charles Barkley at a strip club. And even if it’s just in a pick up game, I can’t stand seeing a Houston Rocket act like he is God’s gift to the world. Somebody needs to beat some humility into this guy, and I hope it’s Kevin McHale.
11. Because Kevin Martin is in his prime.
Kevin Martin is 28. He’s in shape. His efficiency is at its apex. Now is the time to utilize Kevin Martin’s game. Let’s get the most out of this guy before it’s too late.
10. Because we’re young and underpaid.
The Rockets have one of the younger teams in the league and they need time to develop. Aside from growing good players, the Rockets front office needs to consider their financial situation. Courtney Lee, Patrick Patterson, Goran Dragic, Johnny Flynn, Hasheem Thabeet, Terrance Williams, Chase Budinger, Chandler Parsons, Jordan Hill, Marcus Morris and Donatas Motiejunas are all on their rookie scale contracts. In case you can’t count, that’s the majority of the team. A lot of these guys are worth more than they are paid. There are a few cases, such as with Thabeet, where our youngsters are being over paid but the vast majority are not. It would be an opportunity cost to the management not to get a full season out of these guy while they are cheap.
9. Because I don’t have enough Scola in my life anymore.
Scola is a world class, no bullshit pro and a gosh darn handsome looking man. He’s reliable, skilled and Argentinian. I miss the expressions, the post game, and even the flopping on occasion. He’s one of my favorite Rockets of all time and I’m just not filling my quota these days.
8. Because the 2012 draft is stacked and Morey needs more power forwards, NOW.
Daryl Morey may have fooled the rest of the world into thinking he’s a shrewd businessman with a background in statistics but I’m a little more observant than most. Yes, I’ve figured it all out – Daryl Morey is a creep who has an insatiable fetish for power forwards. Go ahead, look at the roster. Excluding Hayes, we have six players whose natural position is power forward (closer to 9 if you include Hayes and the late season D-league signings). It is very clear to me that this is Morey’s mantra: disregard depth chart, acquire power forwards. And the 2012 draft has some awfully sexy power forwards for Daryl to salivate over.
7. Because this off-season is when DH12 and CP3 may be moved.
It’s a matter of time before either Orlando or New Orleans realizes that they are going to get LeBron’d if they don’t move quickly. No franchise wants to trade away their star player, but when the players have publically stated that they’re sole loyalty is towards winning a championship it’s time to start blowing up the phone lines. The Carmelo/Denver strategy of waiting until the all-star break causes too much turbulence to the team during the season. Denver was playing basketball with a giant elephant in the room on a nightly basis. I think there’s a chance we may see some moves made prior to the start of the season, if there is a start. Furthermore, I think Houston will be able to cash in on its bottomless pit of young players sooner than later.
6. Because we won’t have the same free agency.
Who knows what kind of cap space we’ll be looking at after the CBA is renegotiated or if there will be an MLE with which to sign a decent player? Usually, the free agency is a summer long extravaganza of rumors and drama – not this summer. On a different tangent altogether, what kind of money do you think Carl Landry plans on asking for? I for one would welcome him back with open arms and I’m fairly sure Daryl Morey would too (see #8).
5. Because: rookies.
My favorite part about basketball is watching the young guns rise. The sooner I get to see if Marcus Morris can play the 3 or if Donatas Motiejunas is worth a darn the better. Chandler Parsons is an intriguing pick, his story is a lot like Chase Budinger’s: long, shooter white guy with question marks surrounding his assertiveness. He had a pretty lackluster college career but he just might eventually become one of those role players who is worth every penny.
4. Because I would like to avoid the shooting slump this time, Chase Budinger.
Speaking of Chase Budinger, how about that Chase Budinger? Following a raw start to the season, Budinger came back with a vengeance after Battier was traded. I don’t have the statistics handy, but Chase not only handled the starting role with poise but he rocked it. Let’s not let Chase cool off – I read on Twitter that he’s going to be playing some serious volleyball during the lockout. What if we lose Chase forever?
3. Because Kevin McHale needs to impose his will.
McHale is going to be a very special kind of coach for this team. He’s not going to be bringing in “his guys” (unless the Flynn trade was more than a salary dump) and running “his system” like Adelman did. Kevin McHale is here to lead with whatever pieces the front office deems appropriate. He’s not going to be involved in personnel decisions but you better believe he’s going to work hard with the guys he’s given. He’s going to turn our scraggly big men into a force on both ends and he’s going to have each and every player on our team’s respect. The longer this takes to happen, the more we’re going to see Terrance Williams ripping off his clothing.
2. Because we’ve got a lot of talent waiting to explode
Last season we had excess depth. This season, we’re plagued with it. We have legitimate starting talent whose roles have been cut and touches have been slashed in order to accommodate the rest of the guys. The Chicago Bulls would kill to get Courtney Lee in any trade that didn’t dismantle their contending roster. Patrick Patterson is the all around power forward you want for the long haul. Terrance Williams could be the kind of isolation player the Rockets haven’t had since healthy T-Mac. Goran Dragic showed us at the end of last season that he can handle big minutes with ease. Even Jordan Hill was generating a lot of buzz in pre-lockout workouts. Let’s not forget that Johnny Flynn had a pretty decent rookie season and was never doubted as a top 10 pick until his injury. We’re poised this season to see something big happen with one of these guys, you can take that to the bank.
1. Because it’s time for Kyle Lowry to step into his big boy shoes.
Lowry fought valiantly last season once Aaron Brooks came back from his injury to prove that he was the rightful starter. His three point shooting, passing, and isolation play all took a serious leap in the right direction. The battle is over and Kyle won. Now it’s time for Kyle to embrace his earnings. So far this summer, various media have labeled Kyle a “great defensive player” or a “sparkplug” but he’s so much more than that. If he can maintain his hot shooting and improve the way he has been in every other department, people will begin to see Kyle Lowry as the top tier point guard he is destined to become.